Apr 25

I’m just over here like I never respond to any okcupid messages so why the fuck they tryna make me look thirsty sayin “ohh yeah this bitch replies f r e q u e n t l y”

like no the fuck I don’t none of these people are halfway interesting????
I can’t fuck with y’all’s shit anymore



do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via fats)

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“I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.” — (via sick-andsunk)

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Apr 24


My kind of town.


My kind of town.

(via pizza)


do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

(via zabboomafoo)

(via natureandnicotine)



millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

(via acoolshark)


(Source: dundermifflinsabres, via supaahtramp)


Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something

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Just remembered that on Saturday night I told a group of ppl at a party that I had googled Jon Hamm’s bulge only hours earlier.

Pink wine man, pink wine.